>Rarity and Fluttershy pull up chairs and join the table, making it a bit crowded
>That's alright, though
>Rarity starts commenting on Anon's clothing, how hard it is to make them, how he should stop by, etc.
>Fluttershy just sits there quietly, taking in everything
>or napping with her eyes open
>It's hard to tell with this mare. A Girl with absolutely NO presence. It's incredible.
>More small talk... so you start trading stories
>You defeated Tirek, She whined some diamond dogs to death, you do your whole adventuring thing
>apparently banana hush - Fluttershy - stared down a dragon?
>You raise your eyebrows and look at her when you're told the story
>But she blushes and nods, so...wow.
>Impressive.
>Ya'll keep talking well through the afternoon into the night
>"..and that's how I saved our last leader, Optimus Prime, completed the triforce and defeated Vladimir Putin."
>Once again, impressive.
>"Aaand.. shoot, it's nearing 6. I gotta go - you know how Twilight is if I don't return books on time."
>Another round of chuckling, then he gets up
>You move to get up and join him - but a yellow hoof holds onto yours
>"Um...can I talk with you, i-if you don't mind?"
"Uh, sure thing. Always fun to talk with a fan."
>Fluttershy seems to shrink a little at that
>maybe not a fan? You look around
>None of the other mares are getting up
>Aaah. It's gonna be one of "those" talks
>like back in Trottingham
>You ended up getting that stallion anyway
>And his brother
>Anon gets up and leaves...and that's when you notice the building, by and large, is empty.
>You settle back down, making note of the exits
>"Now now, dear, don't worry." Rarity coos, taking a sip from her drink. "We're not here to, uh. What's the phrase, AJ?"
>"Mark our territry?"
>Rarity coughs. "Mm. Quite. We just noticed that, well..."
>"You just SWOOSHED right on in and are tryin' to take our nonny from us!" Pinkie chimes in
"Well, I uh"
>"Oh come on, sugarcube. Yer not bein' subtle." AJ says. "Hell, if he ain't picked up on Dash yet, ya'll aren't gon have any luck!"
>"HEY! He-he notices! He's just, uh. He's-"
>"Being a gentlestallion about it, and we are not being proper ladies to him." 
>Rarity comes in with the save, to Dash's visible relief
"Alright, alright. So I saw the stallion, I liked what I saw, I'm going after it. Is that so wrong?"
>"W-well, no.."
>Oh, Fluttershy. Forgot you were there.
>"I-it's just that, well...we don't want you screwing this up."
"Wait. What? You think I'm going to - what?!"
>You sit up, slamming your hooves onto the table
"Where the FUCK do you backwa-"
>A magical glow holds your lips together
>"Now now, ah ah! Let's not say anything we'll regret later, and give us a chance to explain. Fluttershy?"
>Your lips are freed, but you turn and snarl at yellowquiet
>She shrinks back in the chair
"What."
>"W-w-ww-w-w-w-w-w"Oh wow she's physically trembling. You look at the other pones with a mixture of anger and confusion
"Anypony want to fill me in, or are you just gonna insult me?"
>"Gol'dangit. Alright, here's how it went." AJ rests her hooves on the table, using them for emphasis
>"So it all started when Fluttershy went to Anon's house one morning..."
>And so the story goes.
>Sheltered mare wants to check in on mysterious, possibly dangerous stallion
>wow right out of a romance novel already
>falls in love after a little while - sure, fine.
>Anon sa-wait ok hold on a minute.
"Hold on a minute. Can you run that by me again?"
>"Ugh" Applejack sighs, somewhat flustered at this point in the tale. "Ah said-"
>"I, um, asked what he liked t-to do. F-for pleasure." Fluttershy finally squeaks out.
"Yyu. You asked a stallion point-blank what gets him hard?"
>WOW the teats on this mare
>Staring down a dragon, asking colts how to get 'em hard
"I think I want to buy a drink for you, filly."
>"WHAT?" Dash yells, obviously hurt
"Hey now, calm down. I'm still staying at your place, yanno."
>"O-oh, right. Yeah. I remembered that."
>Cough. Yeeeeeah ok but back to the suddenly really-interesting story
"Ok, so... what happened then?"
>"W-well, he told me that he was flattered, but he didn't-"
"-view ponies in that sort of way."
>"view ponies in that sort of way." the two of you finish together
>A sigh goes around the table
>"And that's what we're concerned about, dear. Not that you don't deserve a shot - goodness, you might help him finally loosen up, if you catch my drift - but if he keeps getting hounded he might just turn everypony away. You know how stallions are."
>Pinkie nods. "And if nopony gets to rut him, how will our story progress?"
>What?
>"Besides, being alone forever is sad, and I'm against all forms of sads!"
>Finshing strong, ponk.
"Ok, ok ok. I get it. So what's the plan then? Are we going to form some weird council-"
>"Team!"
>"Consortium?"
>"eep"
>"Group?"
>"Cult!"
"-and work together on breaking in this colt?"
>You quirk your eyebrows as... wow as they all nod. 
>Wow.
"Uh, ok. So... well this is an experience all together new to me."
>Brain come on I need a witty one-liner
>lolnope
>Damnit brain you have one job
"What's the plan?"
>"Well Dear, what we'd like from you and the other, eer...more physical mares" AJ and Dash straighten up, smiling "...is to be more of a friend and a uh. What's the term?"
>"Male-mare?" Pinkie asks
>"No, that's Derpy." AJ responds
>"Well *I* liked the term." Fluttershy adds
>"re-regardless, ladies." Rarity tries to restore order. "You all go out and get filthy with him, get him used to holding, touching, getting physical with a mare, and we" she motions to Pinkie, herself and Fluttershy "will get him used to being more, ah. Civilized and traditional. Get him cooking skills, housecleaning...the like."
>Well they got this on lockdown
"But what about Twilight?"
>AJ smiles. "Hon, who do you think thought an' organized all this?"
>Well well well. Some newfound respect for that mare. Speaking of...
"Speaking of, she still has my notes."
>"Well that's what you get for not joining~" Pinkie says
>Your right hoof trembles
>there there, down girl. The back of your hoof demands satisfaction
>not now
>So the plan is made to reconvene with Twilight tomorrow
>Give the poor mare some more alone time
>She better not go through your notebook. Some of that is personal.
>Well mainly it's just erotic poetry but still
>You leave after a little while, taking to the skies with Dash
>an uneasy alliance formed
>You really should call it something
>Maybe the "Human Appreciation by Mares and Fillies Interested in Sexing Thick Extraplanar Dick"
>Yeah! The HAMFISTED alliance!
>. . . . oh ok NOW you decide to do some shit, brain
>tee hee
"Ugh"
>"Hmm?"
>Rainbow Dash stops on a cloud just ahead of you, motioning you to join her.
>You land on the cloud with a soft *pomf*
>"What's up?" Dash sits down, tucking her legs under her barrel
>You unceremoniously sprawl out ontop of the cloud
"Just... just not used to sharing a stallion. Or even having this much competition."
>"Heh. Yeah, he's got it easy. It's much harder for us mares to get the eye of a stallion we want..."
>Speak for yourself, peacock
"First time?"
>"W-what?! NO!"
>Dash is crimson
>You just stare her down
>Eventually her eyes start to get wet and she nods
>"Y-yeah. Most other colts were intimidated by me, yanno. Be fit, get the dick! Yeah, right." She kicks part of the cloud, and you just listen.
>"You get too fit, get on the pro level, and suddenly you're not 'Dash' the hot mare with a tight flank, no, you're 'Dash', the Weather Captain. Or 'Dash' the possible wonderbolt - what colt wants to settle down with a mare who will be travelling all over Equestria every year?"
>She sighs. "I have to choose between males and my future, and until now... it was an easy choice."
>Aww.
>Heart what are you doin here
>Why Daring, I just grew three sizes thi-
>No fuck you she's competition
>But Daaaaaring~
>You don't notice that you've scooted next to Dash, wrapping your wing around her
>HEART WHAT ARE YOU DOING HELP ME BRAIN
>KAY LOL I GOT THIS LEMME START BY TELLING A STORY
>Nooooooo~